If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be.
Its bad luck to be superstitious.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
What's another word for thesaurus?
If quitters never win and winners never quit who came up with "Quit while your ahead"?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?
What is the speed of dark?
If you put a slinky on an escalator, would it go on forever?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Imagine a world without hypothetical situations.
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