Trigger Happy Maze

Trigger Happy Mob

Suicide Bunnies

Trigger Happy Smoking Break

The Cloak

Demotivators

T-shirts

(but it's on my blog... irony?)

Trigger Happy

Charlie the Unicorn

Rejected

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K-Fee

Where in the world...

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

The question that has troubled youths for years. Because she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina. I hear she's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize. But I just want you to tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

And while we're at it, Where's Waldo?

Isn't it a strange coincidence that we can't find Waldo or Carmen…and they both seem to have gone missing around the same time…

I'll tell you what I think, partners in crime. We already know that Miss Sandiego is a thief. As soon as Waldo heard that everyone was looking for her he knew it was only a matter of time before the authorities started questioning him.

The thing that gets me though is if you're running from the law wouldn't you change your appearance a bit? Color your hair, ditch the glasses, lose the bright red clothes (or at the very least change your outfit…?) I suppose it doesn't matter. Even without doing that we still can't find them.

My opinion: They ran away together and are living it up in Amsterdam.

Christina Lynn Morrell

Thoughts to Think About

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be.

Its bad luck to be superstitious.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

What's another word for thesaurus?

If quitters never win and winners never quit who came up with "Quit while your ahead"?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

What is the speed of dark?

If you put a slinky on an escalator, would it go on forever?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Imagine a world without hypothetical situations.

NEW Blog!

Check out my newest creation!

http://christinamorrell.blogspot.com

I've started to upload some of my art work to another blog.

I felt that not only was this site important as a tool to gather all the funny little musings of my creativity, but the work is just as important.

As of right now, most of what I've loaded is school-project related pieces. Soon though, I'll be adding my personal projects which is where the strongest links from these posting will come from. Perhaps the links from these posts to my work will only be understood by me, but that's just how my brain works. If you don't get it then I guess the voices in your head don't explain things to you as well as my voices do.

Talk to God

What better way to get to know God then to just chat with him online!


Repenting and forgiveness made easy!!


Chat with iGOD

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The Religion "Shit List"

Shit Happens in various World Religious

Taoism:
Shit happens.

Confucianism:
Confucious say, "Shit happens".

Buddhism:
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen:
What is the sound of shit happening?

Atheism:
No shit!

Agnosticism
How can we KNOW if shit happens?

7th Day Adventism:
Shit happens on Saturdays.

Hinduism:
I've seen this shit happening before.

Protestantism:
If shit happens, praise the lord for it!

Presbyterianism:
This shit was bound to happen.

Episcopalianism:
It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

Methodist:
It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

Quakers:
Let us not fight over this shit.

Catholicism:
If shit happens, you deserved it.

Judaism:
Why does shit always happen to US?

Sunni Islam:
If it happens to be shit, it's Allah's will.

New Age:
For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.

Jehovah's Witnesses:
Knock Knock, "Shit Happens."

Secular Humanism:
Shit evolves.

Darwinism:
This shit was once food.

Creationism:
... And the Lord said "Let there be shit" ... and there came piles of it.
After six days of this shit, He rested.

Christian Science:
Shit happens in your mind.

Mormonism:
Excrement happens. (you can't say 'shit' in Utah)

Energizer Bunny:
Shit happens and happens and happens and ...

Southern Baptist:
Shit will happen. Praise the lord!

Orthodox:
St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.

Fundamentalism:
There's no shit in the Bible.

Twelve Step:
Shit happens one day at a time.

Amish:
This modern shit is worthless.

Zoroastrianism:
Shit happens half the time.

Mysticism:
This is really weird shit.

Paganism:
Shit happens for a variety of reasons.

Satanism:
SNEPPAH TIHS.

Scientology:
This shit happened before, but we can clean it up if you pay us enough.

Wicca:
And it harm none, let shit happen.

Spam:
Spam happens.

Voodoo:
Let's stick some pins in this shit!

Televangelism:
Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening...

Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this shit!

Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster

As an interesting follow up to my first posted video, Darwin and God walked into a bar, I thought I'd call attention to the ever present fight in the teaching of this kind of subject matter in the classroom. More specifically, as a founded scientific theory. Belief in a Creator God or not, a pressing issue still very common in public schools today is whether or not to include creation or intelligent design while teaching such theories as "big bang" and evolution.

One such argument against the teaching of Intelligent Design in a scientific classroom has come in the form of the following letter and then an ever growing website/pastafarian following.

Open Letter To Kansas School Board

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

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To continue reading the letter click here.